I have re-named the state of Florida

Manassas by the Sea...

I have never seen so many Cheesecake Factories, Tanger Outlet Malls (the crappy ones!) and big box stores in my life...

If you like rednecks with big cars, bigger hair and ultradark tans... then entrust yourself to the state that is home to crack addicts like Rush Limbaugh and Constitution stompers like Jeb Bush... IGNANT!