Happy Diversions: Perverted Italian Toothpaste

So I thought I would take my mind (and everyone else's) off the utter tragedy that is the southern Gulf coast. YesterdayI spent the morning and early afternoon at my bf's house in my former state of Northern Virginia. Despite my feelings on the state's political situation I actually enjoy going there every week b/c A) my boo lives there and it is nice to get away from DC now and again, if not to spare him the gas and hassle of driving into my place constantly and B) shopping is much easier (and cheaper) and more centrally located (in DC, the stores I need are scattered about, hard to reach quickly on foot or even by car and in many cases just too lacklustre or small to be useful). So before you hiss at me b/c yes it is a red state and Virginia's record on gay issues BLOWS, it is still a democratic stronghold in Northern Virginia and much less IGNANT than Merrland (note: the link is an explanation of Baltimorese)- besides I save gas and know where everything is. But don't assume I will go shopping at evil Wal-Mart, I just won't - end of story.

Anyhoo I meandered around all afternoon doing my shopping and chores since my bf had gone to work. It was nice to just poke around all the stores I went to (I got some good bargains too!) and let me my mind wander, without worry of work the next day (update: tomorrow should be the day to hear about the job - yes I know Friday was too, but she emailed and said that the other guy in charge wasn't available etc, but assured me -via her home email account since she was away- that I will have some answer tomorrow... fingers crossed!)

Again, anyhoo... I will get to the point before I ramble on again. I was at CVS and my eye was caught by some of the most perverted toothpaste ever! It's from Italy and you can't help but giggle when you see what it resembles... if you have no clue then go browse this link (warning! adult content for you sensitive eyes or reading at work people) on the Leather Rack site... See why I am laughing?

I hope my perversion and childish humour made you laugh a little today... if not, oh well. Apologies, nahhhhh no apologies, to the prudes out there - lighten up and laugh, besides you were warned not to click that link!

Perverted Italian Toothpaste