Tell Me Best Gay Movie Quotes EVER!!! Thanks Joe!

Ok so Joe.My.God came up with a hyper-mega-meme... ok so it's not even a meme but I am going to treat it as such. I give him big props (to match his... nevermind!) for coming up with a fabulous post... I'm a movie-quoting 'mo (ask anyone - I can't go more than a couple sentences in casual conversation without a quote or some voice imitation..." so of course I could resist listing just a few of my faves from my favorite movie of all time!!!

TAG you're it (and I specifically tag these homies)- list yours here... on Joe's blog or on your own, but get on it people, I need to find some sassy new 1-liners so post'em here 1st!

To start:

I think I got through all of these but how come nobody mentioned "To Wong Foo, Thanks for everything! Julie Newmar":

Vida - "I feel like Miss Jane Mansfield in this car..."
Noxema -"Ohhhhhh Jane Mansfield... not a good auto reference"
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Vida - "Now we must consult the only man in money matters...Noxie you remember John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?"

Noxie - "Oh yes, his name is my name too..."

JJJS (Robin Williams) - "Does everybody shout OH I hate that!"
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"I'm the Latina Marilyn Monroe... I got more legs than a bucket of chicken..." - Miss Chi Chi
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"Talk to the man Vida, you speak Honkie!" - Noxie
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Vida - "We'll sell our plane tickets and go by bus!
Noxie - "You must have me mistake for Rosa Parks... I do NOT do the bus"
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Vida - "Noxie why is the Little Latin Boy in Drag crying?"
Noxie -"Maybe she just found out Menudo broke up"
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"Look at her... running like she headed across the border..." - Noxie
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And of course my personal favorite

Noxie - "Why do I feel like I'm in the tournament of roses parade?"
Chi Chi -"Because you're as big as a float?"
Noxie - "Your mother"

Can you tell it is my FAVORITE movie of all time!

Oh yes and I couldn't resist...The Birdcage

Dancer - "Chewing gum helps me think..."
Albert - "Honey you're wasting your gum..."

and

Dancer - "I don't get it..."
Albert from a distance - "Why don't you try more gum!"
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Now let's see what you can come up with!?!