Relating the RNC and Gay strippers dancing for money...

My friend Hayes sent me this one... I loved it... enjoy!

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman,
mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front
of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and have sex with
him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
aside to ask him,"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Republican National Committee
and helped re-elect George Bush, but I was too embarrassed to say that
in front of the other kids."