Oh come on Oprah!!!

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-07-17-oprah_x.htm - "Oprah says she and friend are not gay"

Well stop the presses! So much for being so "secure" in your sexuality Oprah... It's amazing, even a little heat from the tabloids gets to Oprah. By now she should be used to it, but as a self-proclaimed friend of gays everywhere Oprah shouldn't stoop to these levels.

Remember Oprah, if you make a big deal out of saying you're not something, then a good part of the time you probably are... I speak from experience...

I made pretending to "not be gay" a damn near artform 5 years ago.

But in other news... Oprah may not be gay, but Nelly Furtado is bi...