Pissed about Pickles! Maury Povich - you're on my list!
Maury Povich better watch out... he's been moved to Number 1 on my sh*t list. My complete revulsion to pickles (yes, the edible kind) is well documented. I LOATHE them. They make me my stomach churn and even thinking about them too long makes me want to yack (I'm gagging as I write this).I have been mocked, insulted and laughed about this for most of my life. Get over it people I think pickles are nasty (the smell, the taste, the color...) BLEECH. However I will say that I am not PHOBIC (i.e. afraid) of pickles. I just want to be nowhere near them. They don't scare me nor do I have nightmares or a nervous condition because of them.
But apparently people do - in fact this one girl does and what did Maury Povich do to her? Well besides mock her for speckle, he practically put this girl in a state of hysteria and shock. Watch the video - Maury Povich, you're a genuine asswipe and if you tried to pull that sh*t on me, I'd knock you the f*** out... Jerk.
In other funny videos - who needs alarm clocks when you can have funny Japanese people wake you up instead!
(of course I think that girl was faking... if not she needs some serious help!)
posted by TOS at 10:56 a.m.
7 Comments:
I agree - both Maury and pickles are evil, but neither one is really ruining my life...
10:38 a.m.
Yeah I thought her claims were a little too dramatic (even considering the nasty subject matter!) for reality... but whew, Maury will do anything just for content I guess ;-)
10:40 a.m.
It's totally Freudian as she's clearly having penile fears, not pickle fears. I mean I'll bet her hubby hasn't ever gotten head, which is why he's stopping by the dirty book store on highway 7.
11:17 a.m.
Put me down for also hating pickles. It is so nice to hear others say the same, I no longer have to hide my secret.
12:11 p.m.
I feel so validated!!! Just fyi I know of other bloggers such as Chris who shares my distate for pickles...
Just so you know Carl, for me it is the color, smell, & taste... I have ZERO penile fears... in fact I just might be too obsessed with them sometimes ;-)
12:21 p.m.
pickles are nasty. growing up i used to get so mad at my parents when we'd go to burger king, order hamburgers, and they'd say "oh just pick the pickle slices off." nuh-uh ... the pickle juice remains!!!
topping pickles on my disgusting list is mayonnaise, though. it revolts me, and anything made with mayo is also off limits for me, too.
10:40 a.m.
I guess it's time to start that "I Hate Pickles" Blog.
1:17 p.m.
Post a Comment
<< Home