Tom Cruise, jumping the snark

Dear Tom:

You, like Mel Gibson, are a freak. It says a lot when ethically-blind mega-corporations put aside trashbags of money because you are such a liability.

While Deadline Hollywood thinks a lawsuit is imminent, I think that only someone with a Napoleonic complex would sue... oh wait maybe they're right!

So I say to you, as Eric Cartman would:

"Na-na-na-nah Na-na-na-nah, haaay hey haaay, guuud-bye!"

What? Are you feeling depressed? Sad? Anxious? Since you won't see a shrink, go curl up with a vibrator e-meter and sob, just do it quietly!

Buh-bye.

P.S. I liked Echomouse's thoughts on this too...